gayfromanon:

addisonisthebest:

dad: are u listening to gregorian chants

me: 

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(via ohheyerica)

silversora:

"Dave.."

"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."

"DAVE."

(via basorexic-tendencies)

shescreamsparamore:

shescreamsparamore:

I JUST LOOKED OUT MY WINDOW AND THERE WERE 11 FUCKING COWS JUST THERE. ARE YOU GONNA FUCKING PAY THE RENT OR WHAT

WHAT WAS I DRINKING LAST NIGHT

(via ershkabibble)

there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

(via ershkabibble)

m0xt:

Imagine being the kid that got benched so your coach could put Airbud the fucking dog in the game

(via percussa-resurgo)

“BRUH”
— WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY DO I KEEP SAYING IT?? MY MOM TOLD ME TO CLEAN MY ROOM TODAY AND I LOOKED HER STRAIGHT IN THE EYE AND SAID “BRUH” (via isnowfairy)

(via officialfrenchtoast)