“Who needs to make food when you can just eat tortillas?”
— James Cashman (via kristtto)

sorelatable:

You all deserve someone who gives you the same feeling as when you see your food coming at a restaurant

(via basorexic-tendencies)

silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

(via basorexic-tendencies)

catsilovecats:

Man, Miley’s not doin’ so well these days huh 

(via ohheyerica)

kwmurphy:

geardrops:

world cup is so good this year you guys

"Define ‘goal!’ Define ‘goal’ dammit!" 
kwmurphy:

geardrops:

world cup is so good this year you guys

"Define ‘goal!’ Define ‘goal’ dammit!" 
kwmurphy:

geardrops:

world cup is so good this year you guys

"Define ‘goal!’ Define ‘goal’ dammit!" 
kwmurphy:

geardrops:

world cup is so good this year you guys

"Define ‘goal!’ Define ‘goal’ dammit!" 

kwmurphy:

geardrops:

world cup is so good this year you guys

"Define ‘goal!’ Define ‘goal’ dammit!" 

(via subwaymapsandplaybills)

Don’t quite know how I’d function without good ol’ Lil.

Maybe next Wednesday? Tonight just doesn’t work…

fromthemarinadistrict:

My entire life would be resolved.